Ye Olde FM Pub

This place would smell nicer with a few birds in it.

I gotta go with The Dude......White Russian please.

i can be your bitch.

Andy you heard the man.....get dressed and put on your nicest smelling perfume......and get me a drink wench

Where's the freakin' bartender??? I WANT MY SHIRLEY TEMPLE!!!!

its darrens round....wheres he gone....oh not the old 'im off to the loo' again darren

Damn I thought i'd got away with it.
So if we talk about football in this pub does that mean we confuse our cousins across the water or should we refer to it as soccer, cos if this is gonna be like a real pub we gotta get the conversation right.

you dont play football with an egg shaped thingy..whats all that about?

I'm going to the bar down the street. Apparently Canadians aren't welcome here. Either that or nobody knows what a Shirley Temple is.

Yeah if it's American football why use hands so much....it just doesn't make sense I tell ya.