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by wolflarsen
Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:36 pm
Forum: Literature
Topic: The Night Before All Your Christmas Bills Are Due
Replies: 1
Views: 1668

The Night Before All Your Christmas Bills Are Due

The Night Before All Your Christmas Bills Are Due
by Wolf Larsen

Jesus Christ gave you Christmas
Christmas gives you lots of bills
Let’s bring back the pagans
by wolflarsen
Tue Oct 20, 2015 5:14 pm
Forum: Literature
Topic: Hail Satan Now!
Replies: 0
Views: 1257

Hail Satan Now!

Hail Satan Now! A love poem to Satan by Wolf Larsen Satan! I love you like a penis loves a vagina! I love you like spermatozoa loves something giant & pink & beautiful to swim into! The orgies of hell are the most desired destiny of any man or woman! Satan! You are my music! You are the grea...
by wolflarsen
Sun Sep 13, 2015 7:55 am
Forum: Literature
Topic: Love Poem from the Terrorist Testicle to Everyone with Two o
Replies: 0
Views: 1396

Love Poem from the Terrorist Testicle to Everyone with Two o

Love Poem from the Terrorist Testicle to Everyone with Two or Three Holes by Wolf Larsen (Oracle of the Terrorist Testicle) I love you like the anus of presidential politics I love you like used condoms on the sidewalk of the red light district I love you like tuberculosis With tuberculosis you &...
by wolflarsen
Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:09 am
Forum: Literature
Topic: Transvestite Love Machine
Replies: 0
Views: 1764

Transvestite Love Machine

Transvestite Love Machine a poem? a short story? or something else? by Wolf Larsen I pull all of my manifestoes out of the buttocks of Andre Breton. I pull waffles out of your eyes, and I masturbate outer space all over the sheets. I discover tropical islands floating on the ceiling... I reach into ...
by wolflarsen
Mon Jun 08, 2015 7:45 am
Forum: Literature
Topic: Love Poem for the African Goddess of Literature
Replies: 0
Views: 1676

Love Poem for the African Goddess of Literature

Love Poem for the African Goddess of Literature a love poem by Wolf Larsen I kiss her cubist lips I lick her cubist vagina she is my Picasso nude when she smiles botanical gardens grow all around us her skin is the night sky and my skin is daylight and our bodies wrapped around each other is day &am...
by wolflarsen
Wed May 27, 2015 8:49 am
Forum: Literature
Topic: The Boing Boing Boing Needs to Boom Boom Boom!
Replies: 0
Views: 1089

The Boing Boing Boing Needs to Boom Boom Boom!

The Boing Boing Boing Needs to Boom Boom Boom! A Fnippaa-Zwoonk-P000ingggg by Wolf Larsen Just when you think you have found the ground it disappears on you! You can flacka flacka flacka with the schmip-fwaap-whoops, but then what soda pop to drink? Achooo! But even then the blam blam blam goes f00p...
by wolflarsen
Mon May 18, 2015 4:28 pm
Forum: Literature
Topic: The Messiah of Illiterate Literature Puking Poetry
Replies: 0
Views: 1081

The Messiah of Illiterate Literature Puking Poetry

The Illiterate Messiah of Illiterate Literature Puking a Poem at You a poem by his Excellency the Grand Illiterate Messiah of Illiterate Literature: Wolf Larsen I will now puke a new poem at you! The sea of craziness in my testicles is a giant painting of everything devouring the world with one gulp...
by wolflarsen
Mon May 18, 2015 4:26 pm
Forum: Literature
Topic: The Manifesto of Illiterate Literature
Replies: 0
Views: 1015

The Manifesto of Illiterate Literature

The Manifesto of Illiterate Literature a call for literary masturbation by the Grand Illiterate Messiah of Illiterate Literature: Wolf Larsen It’s time to unite English literature with the fishes in the sea! It’s time for blow jobs to become correct grammatical structures! It’s time for all writers ...
by wolflarsen
Fri Oct 17, 2014 4:44 pm
Forum: Literature
Topic: A Woman Loses Her Vagina on the Subway...
Replies: 2
Views: 3211

A Woman Loses Her Vagina on the Subway...

A Woman Forgets Her Vagina on the Subway… A short story by Wolf Larsen A woman forgot her vagina on the subway. So she went to the lost and found department of the public transportation authority of her city. “May I help you?” asked the woman behind the counter of the lost and found. “Yes, I’m looki...
by wolflarsen
Sat Aug 23, 2014 6:20 pm
Forum: Literature
Topic: Never mind the red white & blue!
Replies: 0
Views: 1034

Never mind the red white & blue!

Never Mind the Red White & Blue! My Colors are Black Brown & White! My Colors are All of You! An epic poem by Wolf Larsen The poem begins in an up-and-down rhythm with a slave ship going up and down in a stormy sea, the poem rattles & BANGS & creeks with the sounds of chains BANGING ...

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