The Night Before All Your Christmas Bills Are Due
by Wolf Larsen
Jesus Christ gave you Christmas
Christmas gives you lots of bills
Let’s bring back the pagans
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- Mon Nov 23, 2015 5:36 pm
- Forum: Literature
- Topic: The Night Before All Your Christmas Bills Are Due
- Replies: 1
- Views: 5659
- Tue Oct 20, 2015 5:14 pm
- Forum: Literature
- Topic: Hail Satan Now!
- Replies: 0
- Views: 4958
Hail Satan Now!
Hail Satan Now! A love poem to Satan by Wolf Larsen Satan! I love you like a penis loves a vagina! I love you like spermatozoa loves something giant & pink & beautiful to swim into! The orgies of hell are the most desired destiny of any man or woman! Satan! You are my music! You are the grea...
- Sun Sep 13, 2015 7:55 am
- Forum: Literature
- Topic: Love Poem from the Terrorist Testicle to Everyone with Two o
- Replies: 0
- Views: 3195
Love Poem from the Terrorist Testicle to Everyone with Two o
Love Poem from the Terrorist Testicle to Everyone with Two or Three Holes by Wolf Larsen (Oracle of the Terrorist Testicle) I love you like the anus of presidential politics I love you like used condoms on the sidewalk of the red light district I love you like tuberculosis With tuberculosis you &...
- Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:09 am
- Forum: Literature
- Topic: Transvestite Love Machine
- Replies: 0
- Views: 2415
Transvestite Love Machine
Transvestite Love Machine a poem? a short story? or something else? by Wolf Larsen I pull all of my manifestoes out of the buttocks of Andre Breton. I pull waffles out of your eyes, and I masturbate outer space all over the sheets. I discover tropical islands floating on the ceiling... I reach into ...
- Mon Jun 08, 2015 7:45 am
- Forum: Literature
- Topic: Love Poem for the African Goddess of Literature
- Replies: 0
- Views: 2181
Love Poem for the African Goddess of Literature
Love Poem for the African Goddess of Literature a love poem by Wolf Larsen I kiss her cubist lips I lick her cubist vagina she is my Picasso nude when she smiles botanical gardens grow all around us her skin is the night sky and my skin is daylight and our bodies wrapped around each other is day &am...
- Wed May 27, 2015 8:49 am
- Forum: Literature
- Topic: The Boing Boing Boing Needs to Boom Boom Boom!
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1597
The Boing Boing Boing Needs to Boom Boom Boom!
The Boing Boing Boing Needs to Boom Boom Boom! A Fnippaa-Zwoonk-P000ingggg by Wolf Larsen Just when you think you have found the ground it disappears on you! You can flacka flacka flacka with the schmip-fwaap-whoops, but then what soda pop to drink? Achooo! But even then the blam blam blam goes f00p...
- Mon May 18, 2015 4:28 pm
- Forum: Literature
- Topic: The Messiah of Illiterate Literature Puking Poetry
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1562
The Messiah of Illiterate Literature Puking Poetry
The Illiterate Messiah of Illiterate Literature Puking a Poem at You a poem by his Excellency the Grand Illiterate Messiah of Illiterate Literature: Wolf Larsen I will now puke a new poem at you! The sea of craziness in my testicles is a giant painting of everything devouring the world with one gulp...
- Mon May 18, 2015 4:26 pm
- Forum: Literature
- Topic: The Manifesto of Illiterate Literature
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1504
The Manifesto of Illiterate Literature
The Manifesto of Illiterate Literature a call for literary masturbation by the Grand Illiterate Messiah of Illiterate Literature: Wolf Larsen It’s time to unite English literature with the fishes in the sea! It’s time for blow jobs to become correct grammatical structures! It’s time for all writers ...
- Fri Oct 17, 2014 4:44 pm
- Forum: Literature
- Topic: A Woman Loses Her Vagina on the Subway...
- Replies: 2
- Views: 4081
A Woman Loses Her Vagina on the Subway...
A Woman Forgets Her Vagina on the Subway… A short story by Wolf Larsen A woman forgot her vagina on the subway. So she went to the lost and found department of the public transportation authority of her city. “May I help you?” asked the woman behind the counter of the lost and found. “Yes, I’m looki...
- Sat Aug 23, 2014 6:20 pm
- Forum: Literature
- Topic: Never mind the red white & blue!
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1562
Never mind the red white & blue!
Never Mind the Red White & Blue! My Colors are Black Brown & White! My Colors are All of You! An epic poem by Wolf Larsen The poem begins in an up-and-down rhythm with a slave ship going up and down in a stormy sea, the poem rattles & BANGS & creeks with the sounds of chains BANGING ...
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