Pervert a Wish Game

[DrayeArt]

Make a wish and wait for somebody to ruin it.

Example:

Wish- I wish for world peace.

Answer- Granted, on Mars.

Then make your own wish.

To start it out-

I wish you could get toothpaste back in the tube.

[Karina Faddel]

Granted - recycled
I wish that time couldn't fly

[lynnielu]

Granted - it now drags so slow
an 8 hour work day feels like 20.

I wish I was independently wealthy!

[Gary Dee]

Granted: become a bank executive and fail

I wish my dog didn't have fleas.

[Debbie Adams]

Granted - Flea Collar
I will my cat wouldn't lick her butt in front of company

[bloodjelly]

Granted - Flea Collar
I will my cat wouldn't lick her butt in front of company

Granted - now she licks her butt for your friends on YouTube
I wish healthy food tasted better.

[Gary Dee]

Granted: Go ahead and eat the good stuff & give 'em the bird.
I wish I had gotten out of the stock market sooner.

[DrayeArt]

Granted. Now you're in the Farmer's Market!


I wish I never saw Jack Black in another movie.

[bloodjelly]

Granted. Now he's your unemployed roommate.
I wish I could control the weather.

[DrayeArt]

Granted. But the weather bitches at you all day because you're a control freak.

I wish beer wasn't fattening.