Milla Jovovich Gives Birth To Baby Girl

[andy tetlow]

go on then

[Gary Dee]

Andrew, I knew we could count on you, Mate

[Rain]

You know, peeps, Milla Jovovich after childbirth is slim again!!


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[CoffeeAndSmokes]

What?

She looks like a skinny rodent.

So where did she slop all this fat for her purist tastes in donating?
McDonalds hamburger spit bath?

A MillaMac, the result, perhaps?

I mean, I do not necessarily care for some fast foods, but Yuk and Gross and all in between.

Oh my.... i'm going to faint...pass out maybe or teeter, or how in the hell should I know because i'm nearly there in this circumstance. I'm faint and all this and swooning so nearly to shocked oblivion that to realise that I am writing something beligerant like this is a true sign that I have to change my diet to something else.

C&S.

[DrayeArt]

You know, peeps, Milla Jovovich after childbirth is slim again!!


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Oh, thank the Lord Almighty!!!! You don't know how many sleepless nights I've had worrying about Supermodel slash Actress Milla's ability to rebound from her post-natal experience. Without her Supermodel slash Actress figure, her secret Supermodel slash Actress Powers would be severely limited. She was well on her way towards ending World hunger and bringing peace to the planet, when this interruption occurred. Other Supermodel slash Actress es need to learn from this experience, for if their Supermodel slash Actress powers are hampered, the world will be doomed. That is all!

peeps?

[Carson Collins]

Just what the world needs, another brain-dead supermodel with a SAG card.

[DrayeArt]

I reiterate- PEEPS?

[elektricbunny]

You know, peeps, Milla Jovovich after childbirth is slim again!!


read article here

Oh, thank the Lord Almighty!!!! You don't know how many sleepless nights I've had worrying about Supermodel slash Actress Milla's ability to rebound from her post-natal experience. Without her Supermodel slash Actress figure, her secret Supermodel slash Actress Powers would be severely limited. She was well on her way towards ending World hunger and bringing peace to the planet, when this interruption occurred. Other Supermodel slash Actress es need to learn from this experience, for if their Supermodel slash Actress powers are hampered, the world will be doomed. That is all!

peeps?

Now, now... let's not make light of this situation. You have no idea the countless hours this woman spent hovering over a toilet releasing those naughty calories or the number of laxatives she had to take once her esophagus was on the verge of collapsing from all that puking. It takes very very hard work to maintain a weight that is 3 pounds heavier than your new born baby. I personally think this woman deserves a hand for all her hard work and her endless contributions to society making horrible movies and championing important causes like absolutely nothing.

[DrayeArt]

Yes, BUT SHE LOOKS MAH-VELOUS!!!

[elektricbunny]

Yes, BUT SHE LOOKS MAH-VELOUS!!!

Indeed. I'm completely jealous. I thought I was making that obvious.