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A Picnic That Ended With A Bang

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A Picnic That Ended With A Bang

Postby surealworld » Sun Aug 30, 2015 3:10 pm

Anyone hear about the natural gas explosion epidemic that has plaguing the nation this summer? President Obama put together a scientific investigative team to find what is causing these natural gas explosions.
The White House appointed team of scientists has discovered the cause,and they have dubbed it the BBBB factor. The BBBB factor is people who served at their summer picnics the explosive combination of foods together ,Beef,Baked Beans, Broccoli salad and Beer.
The President had put a nationwide ban on the consumption of or serving of BBBB. If anyone break this law they will have their house ransacked and they will be arrested by a SWAT Team and be punishment under the charges of being a Domestic Terrorist .

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo
Aug 28, 2015

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