$1000.00 worth of Un-Returnable Pet Toys

[surealworld]

Anyone remember a few short years ago, when banks, use to provide their customers with niceties, to attract their business, or to keep it? For an example when I first opened an account with Citizens Bank, they had a spread on a table of Coffee, hot chocolate, tea, cookies, and donuts. Today the only free nicety Citizens bank offers its costumers, Is milk bone banquets for the customer’s dog.
So now I have solved the mystery, of how my dog abstained a $1000 .00 worth of dogie toys! I thought I bought them for the dog while I was stone drunk. It turns out the reason why the bank gives my pet dogie treats when we go through drive through, it turns out my dog open up his own bank account behind my back. Since he is a millionaire, and I have a colony of moths living in my account, the bank offers the dog niceties, so he doesn’t take his business to another bank. So I decided my dog should support me. So I went into work and quit my job, when got back home, my dog ran away from home, and I never heard or seen him again. He did leave behind his $1000.00 worth of toys, so I tried taking them to Pet Smart, to return them, for estrange for money, but they wouldn’t take them back because the dog slobbered on them.

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo 3/9/2020

[Getahgrip]

I can feel your pain and don't have a bank account! consider what Banks have done with other peoples money, they have become so big and greedy. They don't give a hoot about customers really, they just want more! It's all elite legal theft and the power they have is disturbing!!!!..... nick

[Chris fairl]

I hear that for many years I had a nice little nest egg at my bank. An they kissed my back side .but over the years my wife's health has slowly demenished our savings account . recent car problems acured I talked to my banker about a car loan .he laughed as if I had told the funniest joke he ever heard.then looked me straight in the eye and said your serious aren't you