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Cracker Jack Are Bad For You

"When you are old and gray and full of sleep, and nodding by the fire, take down this book and slowly read, and dream of the soft look your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep."
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Cracker Jack Are Bad For You

Postby surealworld » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:25 pm

I wrote this short humorous story to remind people of the dangers they put them selves into when they participate in promiscuous sexual relationships.

Two men who are friends, run into each other at the male. While their wifes are shopping they are sitting on a bench, reminiscing about their younger single carefree days.
So the first guy brags about the countless woman he had sex with before he got married. He then turns to his friend and says," I bet you have twice the amount of notches on your belt, then I do. Because you are better looking then I am."
The second guy replies,"My wife is the only woman I have had sex with.
First Guy asks," Why is that?"
The second Guy replies, " Well My father warned me of what will happen if I mess around with loose woman. He told me that loose woman are like a box of Cracker Jacks. There is a prize in every box, but you don't find out what the prize is,until you reach the bottom of the box. The prize usually turns out to be something that you don't want,and once you got it, you can't get rid of it."

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo April14 , 2011
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Re: Cracker Jack Are Bad For You

Postby yunpiao11 » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:41 pm

I will attention here!

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