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The Value Of A Tato

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The Value Of A Tato

Postby surealworld » Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:30 pm

Two men who are good friends are sitting on the beach watching girls go by. One guy is average build, while the other guy is overweight.
Now Bill notice his friend Ted has a new tato of Mount Rushmore across the center of his fat stomach.
Bill pokes his friend in the stomach and ask," When did you get the new tato? "
"I thought you were low on money, since you have been out of work fore a while."
" Why did you wast your money and get a tato of Mount Rushmore put across your stomach?"
Ted replies, "This tato is not a waste of money! "
" This tato is a investment!"
" I am planing to charge tourist money to have their picture taken in front of a National monument."

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo
April 5, 2013

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